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	<title>Dowcipy 24/7 &#187; Dowcipy angielskie</title>
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		<title>Idzie wędkarz</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Idzie wędkarz wkurwiony po błocie, nic nie złowił, bo myśliwi polowanie sobie urządzili.. Nagle: trach-babach i coś spadło przed nim na ziemię. Podchodzi, patrzy &#8211; kaczka Podniósł, dalej poszedł. Podbiega myśliwy: &#8211; Hej, chłopcze, oddaj kaczkę! &#8211; Nie, nie oddam, ja ją znalazłem. &#8211; Oddaj, ja cały dzień na nią polowałem! &#8211; Nie, nie oddam&#8230; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kawał</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Kawał wędkarski: &#8211; Biorą? &#8211; Nie bardzo&#8230; &#8211; Złapał pan coś? &#8211; Jednego. &#8211; I co pan z nim zrobił? &#8211; Wrzuciłem do wody. &#8211; Duży był? &#8211; Taki jak pan i też mnie wkurwiał. Nie ma podobnych dowcipów]]></description>
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		<title>Wędkarz skarży</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Wędkarz skarży się prezesowi spółdzielni mieszkaniowej: &#8211; Mieszkanie, które otrzymałem jest tak małe, że nawet nie mogę z kolegami porozmawiać o rybach! Nie ma podobnych dowcipów]]></description>
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		<title>A Canadian is having</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[A Canadian is having his petit dejeuner (coffee, croissants, bread, butter jam) when an American man, chewing gum, sits down next to him. The Canadian ignores the American who, nevertheless, starts a conversation. American: &#8220;You Canada folk eat the whole bread??&#8221; Canadian (in a bad mood): &#8220;Of course.&#8221; American: (after blowing a huge bubble) &#8220;We [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dwóch facetów</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dwóch facetów łowi ryby. Jednemu z nich bierze co chwilę, a drugi tylko moczy kije w wodzie. Ten pechowy wreszcie nie wytrzymał: &#8211; Proszę mi powiedzieć, na jaką przynętę pan łowi? &#8211; Łapię na pastylki na syfilis &#8211; zadrwił ten drugi. Pechowy zostawia sprzęt na brzegu, wskakuje do swojej &#8220;Syrenki&#8221; i jedzie do najbliższej apteki. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Three convicts were</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Three convicts were on the way to prison. They were each allowed to take one item with them to help them occupy their time while incarcerated. On the bus one turned to another and said So what did you bring The second convict pulled out a box of paints and stated that he intended to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jesus and Satan have</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jesus and Satan have an argument as to who is the better programmer. This goes on for a few hours until they agree to hold a contest with God as the judge. They set themselves before their computers and begin. They type furiously for several hours lines of code streaming up the screen. Seconds before [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Two married buddies</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says You know I do not know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we have been out drinking I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway I shut off the engine and coast into [...]]]></description>
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		<title>On the night of</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the night of their wedding a young couple finally retired to their hotel room. After making her preparations the bride came out of the bathroom to find the bridegroom on his knees in front of the bed. &#8211; What are you doing? she asked. &#8211; I am praying for guidance &#8211; answered the young [...]]]></description>
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		<title>An airplane takes</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[An airplane takes off from the airport. The captain is Jewish and the First Officer is Chinese. It is the first time they have flown together and it is obvious by the silence that they do not get along. After thirty minutes, the Jewish Captain mutters: &#8211; I do not like Chinese. The First Officer [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Gun Shop Owner: Hi,</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Gun Shop Owner: Hi, How can I help you? Client: I am looking for a gun. Owner: What kind of gun are you looking for? Client: (pointing at the biggest handgun in the case): That one looks about right. Owner: (very surprised): Why do you need a .44 magnum? Client: It is for shooting at [...]]]></description>
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